How I Failed Five Today

Had to rub his back more when he woke up, because he was sleeping through the first part.

How I Failed Five Today

Didn't sign the permission slip for the Christmas Pageant choir. Which meant he had to spend the whole time in CCD. Then I was late picking him up, because I went to the choir room instead of his classroom. They were about to call me!

How I Failed Five Today

Had no more chocolate chip mini-muffins. How could that be, when he only ate four? There were, like, twenty muffins in there! Even if his brothers ate four each....well, there must have been MORE than twenty muffins in there!

Lyrics to Live By

Oh, oh, oh, oh sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah/
I get a feeling that I never, never, never, never had before, no, no/
I get a good feeling, yeah/

Good feelin', good feelin'/
I know you got the good feelin'/
Let's get it, let's get it/
Gotta love the life that we livin'

"Good Feeling"

FLO RIDA

How I Failed Five Today

Still can't find the "Book-It" chart that proves we read twenty minutes a night. Now he won't get a prize!

(I know it's here somewhere...)

How I Failed Five Today

Wouldn't let him drink a Gatorade in the car on the way back from Sunday school. He was thirsty and bored, and it didn't even have any artificial color or flavor!

Lyrics to Live By

Closing time-time for you to go out to the places you will be from/
Closing time-this room won't be open 'til your brothers or your sisters come./
So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits/
I hope you have found a friend./
Closing time-every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end, yeah.

"Closing Time"

SEMISONIC

How I Failed Five Today

Thought he had his afterschool program, so didn't get him at the bus stop, either of the two times the bus drove by. He had to go back to the school and wait for me.