Lyrics to Live By

No one gets me like you, and when you kiss me/
Girl, you rock me harder than some downtown band/
I thought I knew what love was but I didn't have a clue/
I never found anything that makes me feel like I do about you.

"You"

CHRIS YOUNG

How I Failed Five Today

Had to take him to the dentist. It's just an automatic failure, no matter how well it turns out.

Lyrics To Live By

Everybody knows/
A little place like Kokomo/
Now if you wanna go/
And get away from it all/
Go down to Kokomo

"Kokomo"

THE BEACH BOYS

How I Failed Five Today

I am away. It's logistically impossible to fail him, right? Right?

Lyrics to Live By

A break-up song, just in time for Valentine's Day!


Now and then I think of when we were together/
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die/
Told myself that you were right for me/
But felt so lonely in your company/
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember./

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness/
Like resignation to the end, always the end/
So when we found that we could not make sense/
Well you said that we would still be friends/
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over./

But you didn't have to cut me off/
Make out like it never happened/
And that we were nothing/
And I don't even need your love/
But you treat me like a stranger/
And that feels so rough/
You didn't have to stoop so low/
Have your friends collect your records/
And then change your number/
I guess that I don't need that though/
Now you're just somebody that I used to know/


"Somebody That I Used To Know"

GOYTE

How I Failed Five Today

Wouldn't take him to Toys R Us for the new shipment of Skylanders. Yes, he's home sick, but that means he has time to go!

How I Failed Five Today

Wouldn't let him eat stew! Sure, he was on the couch with a fever and nausea, but it smelled so good!

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A scientific theory isn't just a hunch or guess/
It's more like a question that's been put through a lot of tests.

"Science is Real"

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

How I Failed Five Today

Did not! I remembered that it is School Store day, and packed money in his lunchbox!

How I Failed Five Today

Wouldn't get anyone to play with him during the Super Bowl. He was bored!

How I Failed Five Today

Wouldn't let him open a youtube account to post videos. He even promised there wouldn't be any cursing!

Lyrics to Live By

Choose me to be your champion/
I am possessing of a very righteous style/
I understand what's happening/
I have charisma and of course a winning smile

"Choose Me to Be Your Champion"
RASPUTINA

How I Failed Five

Did not, because of today's post!